North Korean Threat
Looks to me like no one is over-reacting. This is good. No DoW (declaration of war) and no drastic measures. Now we have to rationally think of a way to deal with this threat.
I strongly suggest offering an american prostitute to Kim Jong Il in exchange for removing his nuclear weapons program. Seriously, this is just ONE MAN, not a goverment. Jong Il is a whiney babey. I mean this is the guy who’s son groomed to take control was arrested in Japan for a forged passport when he wanted to visit Tokyo Disneyland.
I mean seriously. He’s not a religious fanatic dictator bent on world destruction like Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, just a crazed, american-movie loving, sex-driven, paranoid despot.
As Team America: World Police satirizes, Kim is just “so ronery, so ronery, and sadly arone.” just a lonely crazy sex-driven paranoid dictator. He watches James Bond for pete’s sake, the same one where North Korea invades…
Heck just offer him a sneak peak at the newest James Bond and he’ll probably turn over the nuke program. Haha. Even a cornered mouse will attack the cat. You have to make sure he doesn’t get defensive.
At this point our best hope, since he’s in paranoid defensive mode, is probably China who could dissolve the NK government any time they want. We have to make the case to China that it is in their best interests to do so. And believe me, that will take some convincing, moreso of the PEOPLE of china, who have a kind of Han Nationalist fervor and the government which is really a capitalist driven ologarchy, might invade Taiwan themselves just to appease those very communist sentiments. So believe me, convincing Nazi China to dissolve Communist North Korea will take work. It also serves as a buffer zone between the US-”ally” SK and China in the same way eastern europe did for the Soviets. China also doesn’t want the ignorant farmers to realize they are national socialists, quite literally, with similar economic structure and han nationalists ethnically cleansing other minorities, and go beserk.
So the trick is to get nazi China to dissolve commy North Corea, without pissing off their large population of impoverished farmers who hold to the old communist ideals (that don’t work). Heck pissing off any minority over 5% is a coup risk because 5% is 55 million people.
China is the key. We need smart diplomacy to make it work. Or we could just give Kim that sneak peak at the new Bond. Or invite their whole family to Tokyo Disneyland. Crazy old dictator.
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